rydek:

R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me

(via buttheyusedtosaytheworldwasflat)

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sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

(via marvelled)

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fukkkres:

when people ask you what ur gonna do with ur life and ur like

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i donno

but you do know and in ur head ur like

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fuck bitches and get money what da fuck you think

(via marvelled)

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floozys:

be like cat paws

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very nice, very soft, very squishy, 

but when threatened?

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CLAWS

(via typical-boyband)

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procrastosaurus-rex:

hairdressers are awkward because you’re forced to stare at yourself in the mirror for ages and contemplate how ugly you are while someone attacks your head with scissors and attempts to initiate small talk with you

(Source: gymleacler, via marvelled)

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